Wikimedia Bugzilla is closed!

I have fixed this issue in so many random places in the past that I have a snippet ready :P

// Do not interfere with non-left clicks or if modifier keys are pressed.
if ( e.which !== 1 || e.altKey || e.ctrlKey || e.shiftKey || e.metaKey ) {
    return;
}

Mind converting that into patch form? :D

Will do as soon as you get me an extra day in the week. :P

I've filed a bug against Wikimedia/Site configuration to change the week structure on the cluster, please stand by.

Change 94971 had a related patch set uploaded by Ebrahim:
Don't interfere with middle click

https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/94971

Change 94971 merged by jenkins-bot:
Don't interfere with middle click

https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/94971

Thanks, Ebrahim!

Also MatmaRex, though I have to say, I'm disappointed with your lack of follow-through. :P