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The replicated database can't seem to decide whether to be slow or fast.  It's starting to become mildly annoying to have to wait 30 seconds, give or take, to have my edit counter report data.  Here is a query report taken from the edit counter.  It shows all queries made to the DB when compiling the report.  Time is logged in seconds.

    [executiontime] => Array
        (
            [basic_stats] => Array
                (
                    [queries] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => Array
                                (
                                    [time] => 13
                                    [query] => SELECT COUNT(*) AS count FROM archive_userindex WHERE (`ar_user` ='6188256');
                                    [result] => succeeded
                                )

                            [1] => Array
                                (
                                    [time] => 6.01
                                    [query] => SELECT rev_timestamp, page_title, page_namespace FROM revision_userindex JOIN page ON page_id = rev_page WHERE (`rev_user` = '6188256') AND `rev_timestamp` > 1 ORDER BY rev_timestamp ASC LIMIT 0,2691251;
                                    [result] => succeeded
                                )

                        )

                    [total] => 19.42
                )

            [replag] => Array
                (
                    [total] => 0
                    [queries] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => Array
                                (
                                    [time] => 0
                                    [query] => SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP() - UNIX_TIMESTAMP(rc_timestamp) as replag FROM recentchanges_userindex ORDER BY rc_timestamp DESC LIMIT 1;
                                    [result] => succeeded
                                )

                        )

                )

            [usergroups] => Array
                (
                    [total] => 0.07
                    [queries] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => Array
                                (
                                    [query] => http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=users&ususers=Fastily&usprop=groups&format=php
                                    [time] => 0.07
                                    [result] => succeeded
                                )

                        )

                )

            [namespaces] => Array
                (
                    [total] => 0.04
                    [queries] => Array
                        (
                            [0] => Array
                                (
                                    [query] => http://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&meta=siteinfo&siprop=namespaces&format=php
                                    [time] => 0.04
                                    [result] => succeeded
                                )

                        )

                )

        )